New CCHA league

I give you the new CCHA - as named by yours truly.

Michigan Menopause (Red's getting rather old)
Michigan State Sack Licks (self explanatory)
Miami Vice (it had to be done!)
Bowling Green Butt Plugs
The University of Nebraska Omahahahahaha (laughable team)
Western Michigan WTF (explains much about their program)
University of Alaska Anal Beads (few women up there; they need 'em)
Ferris State Fornicators (it flows well)
Northern Michigan Mongoloids (it's the U.P.)
The Ohio State Stalkers (alternate: columbus cow molesters)
Notre Dame Never Laids
Lake Superior State Lesbos