Thursday, August 28, 2008

Smurfette: Tease, Whore, or Nun?

She's a whore: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL4gFiZfhN0

Or we could just base it off the fact she's the only girl in a village full of guys. Since the show made no mention of any gay or bicurious smurfs, the only conclusion one can possibly make is she's a whore. Plus I happened to stumble upon an episode on Boomerang (some retarded offspring of cartoon network) this morning where a bunch of smurfs were fighting each other for the right to marry her.

After turning all of them down, she simply said "I love you all".

Case closed. She's a whore.

And apparently, the smurfs were big on rimjobs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXvAohycajI

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